"It's a "Porch-uh"" (ikazuchi)
07/14/2015 at 16:07 • Filed to: thieves suck
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"It's a "Porch-uh"" (ikazuchi)
07/14/2015 at 16:07 • Filed to: thieves suck | 2
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So I get a call from a random number in my hometown and it’s my mom calling from somebody else’s phone. Her super sweet 1994 Saturn SL2 was stolen with her cell phone inside. Because the phone is on my account, I call T-Mobile to see if they can track it. They send me to this $10/month service (gee, thanks) they offer, which at least has a 30-day free trial. Great, do it.
No dice. Phone is off. I cancel the line.
A bit later I call the house to see how my mom is doing. My dad tells me that he went to pick her up, they talked to the police, then went to go home and saw the car sitting at a gas station down the street. The phone was still there, but a bag was stolen that didn’t have much of value in it (except an expired license of my mother’s). They flag down the officer they just talked to and let him know the car is there.
So now if this piece of human garbage just wanted the bag, you’d think they would break in and take it, but leave the car. I think they gave it a shot, but realized they couldn’t get far in a manual. Whatever the reason, I’m glad they got their car back.
Also, who steals a car you can get on Craigslist for $500?
Fuck thieves.
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> It's a "Porch-uh"
07/14/2015 at 16:10 |
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Crack heads...
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> It's a "Porch-uh"
07/14/2015 at 16:18 |
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I hate to admit it, but I really like the first couple of generations of Saturns. Too bad GM sent them to rebadged hell.
Alfalfa Romeo
> It's a "Porch-uh"
07/14/2015 at 16:21 |
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I’ve noticed, and stated, time and time again, that car thieves never seem to have any remote idea of value. I’ve known people who have had the strangest things taken, and actual valuable things left. The guy who stole my father-in-law’s Civic took the radio, but just cut the wires on the back and completely smashed the dash to get it out, when it would have been quicker and easier to remove it thw normal way.
SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
> It's a "Porch-uh"
07/14/2015 at 16:28 |
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stollen
Berang
> It's a "Porch-uh"
07/14/2015 at 17:08 |
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Theives are usually incredibly stupid, that’s why they resort to thievery. My favorite story about stupid thieves was a guy who had his stereo stolen - the thief smashed the driver side window to get in - even though the passenger side window was rolled down.
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It's a "Porch-uh"
> SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
07/14/2015 at 17:10 |
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Why do I do that?! I know better.
Nauraushaun
> It's a "Porch-uh"
07/14/2015 at 23:32 |
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Fuck thieves.
^
pip bip - choose Corrour
> It's a "Porch-uh"
07/15/2015 at 04:47 |
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“Also, who steals a car you can get on Craigslist for $500?”
thinkers!